Five friends lived in a room, namely mad, brain, fool, somebody, and nobody. One day, somebody killed nobody when brain was in bathroom. Mad called police. Mad: is it police station? Police: yes, what the matter? Mad: somebody killed nobody sir. Police: are you mad: mad: yes sir, I am mad. Police: don’t you have brain? Mad: brain is in bathroom sir. Police: you fool. Mad: no, fool is now reading message sir.

God gave me one wish. I asked world peace, he said its impossible, so ask something else, I asked him to make you intelligent, he said wait let me try world peace.

Hi what are you doing? Watch NDTV now, they are showing the fight between two girls in the street. The reporters ask, why? I want vinith.

Tell me why you are avoiding me these days? Did I do anything wrong? Keep in touch with me at least once a week. It’s really hurting. Yours lovingly soap.

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8 Things students do during study holidays: 1.Sleeping 2.Eating 3.Sms 4.chatting 5.TV6Roaming 7.Dreaming of touching books 8.Asking others wt about your studies.

A famous writer said love is like a sweet long dream and marriage is an alarm clock, so have sweet dreams till your alarm wakes up you.

Never reject a girl in Ur life; because good girl gives us happiness& bad girls give us experience, both are essential to life, so enjoy every girl.

Two eyes are best friends. Both will blink together, move, cry, see and sleep together. But if they see a girl only one will blink.

Do you remember the day we traveled in the car? My dog put its face out of the window and you put yours. People shouted twins twins.

If you want to be great in your life, you must walk with great people. I have no objection, you can walk with me.

Fizayen Kehti hain Pyaar kro Baharain kehti hain Aankhain Chaar kro Magar Ghar walay kehte hain Abhi Umar kam hai beta PehLe B.Sc tu Pass kro

World first and short joke: a girl loves a boy very sincerely.

Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru. We should learn to love our enemies-Mahatma Gandhi.

American psychological survey recently confirmed that- if you are a mental, you will be holding this phone in your right hand. Don’t try to change your hand.

My nights are becoming sleepless, my days are becoming useless. Is this love... god said: idiot, your semester exams are coming.

A kid’s gets zero in a paper. Father angrily asks: what’s this? Kids: teacher did not have more stars to give, so she started giving moons.

A hen laid an egg on the Ind-Pak border. Both of them fought for egg. Finally Ind said whoever kisses more women in other country wins the egg. Pak agreed. Ind went to pak and kissed 10000 women and came back. Pak were excited. They said it’s your turn. Ind said keeps the egg with you. Jai hind.

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This is a very dangerous msg so those who have weak heart, pregnant ladies, old people and kids please don't read this message. The message is: "you are so lovely".